This is your Teddy Bear speaking
I am gravely upset with you
Lately, at our tea parties
You have been feeding me
FAKE SOUP
With fake bitter gourd in it
Which is DISGUSTING!
Also, when did I become the toilet seat for your baby brother!
I am stinking like anything!
This is why I decided to journey off
To…
OW!
Talk to you later,
But first can you do a favor?
I rolled on the staircase 20 stories
Down
And am expecting you to pick
Me up
PICK UP NOW!